we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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