do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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