are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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