margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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