over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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