heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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