Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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