we have officially lost it.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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