mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
