she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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