My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Drunk is a universal language darling
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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