Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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