She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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