theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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