physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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