I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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