Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
