Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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