dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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