we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize