Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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