I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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