How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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