It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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