Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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