singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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