Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You did what with his pubic hair?
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