Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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