Ambien. No doubt about it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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