yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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