He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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