I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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