do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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