when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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