yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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