I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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