I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
either way he was missing a nipple.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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