Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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