i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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