Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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