ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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