I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
this will be a night to untag.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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