I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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