Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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