On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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