whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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