Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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