Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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