were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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