Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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