well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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