after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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