Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You left your phone here
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