I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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